metagame

No, I’m not ven­er­a­ble, not quite.

Today is my birth­day, and with it comes an annu­al reminder that I con­tin­ue to age and yet my stats do not improve like Gary Gygax promised. More like a rust­ing car than a fine wine. My reced­ing birth year means I’m ever less attrac­tive to adver­tis­ers and insur­ance agents. If you know me and how old I am, you know just how demor­al­ized my younger self would be to at this age cat­e­go­ry I find myself in.